No one better give me shit like “I don’t want wings” like, no fuck you.
Wings would be so rad and ecologically friendly. They don’t use fossil fuels, they’re not cars, and best of all they’re fucking attached to you ALL THE TIME. You can just be like…
I would have cicada wings. My back muscles would be fucking ripped and if I ever needed anyone to shut the fuck up somewhere near my person I could just vibrate them loud enough yo drown them out.
“Like, I get that maori have it bad but if you look at the statistics, cr-“
“BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
“… like I was saying the crime statistics show-“
“BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZP”
“The-“
“BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
I’d like swan wings. Apparently they can break a human arm. I’d just casually stretch them out every so often. Yeah grooming would be a pain and I’d have to put up with angel jokes but hey, those wings, remember what they can do.