Live from New Zealand.
It’s not too bad in Christchurch yet. There is a distant sound of thunder and drumming, and the earth is shaking under our feet as though the largest army of orcs and goblin men the world has ever seen is slowly marching upon our walls, but the sun is out. Even if it’s a little redder than normal.
The local poulation of Orc- sorry “Auck”landers seem to be restless. Mainly gathering food. The skies are dark and forboding but the heat is oppressive. So the usual.