This little hermaphrodite leaves a trail from the front door every morning. I caught the well… big mollusk in the act. It is sure there is a way out. Yes there is but I will be putting you way out near the front. You are lucky the birds are not nocturnal. Now are you a carnivore or vegetarian. Well you are going over the balcony to try and disorient you. Please don’t keep coming in to the kitchen. It is not safe with so many insomniacs wandering around in bare feet.
You already know I mistook you for something else.