when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
when you don’t fake sick and everyone thinks you look sick.
Blonde eyebrow/eyelash problems. Seriously. Sick or not there. Or both. I have stories of before and after dying my blonde mating caterpillar type eyebrows. Including being pointed out as the epitome of “intense” acting after and a total failure before.
I don’t fake btw, so if I look like shit then I feel like shit and may not be able to say it so please do ask if I look like I’m about to fall over. I might well be.