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As a New Zealander I interpreted this in a completely different way 

incOHERENT SCREAMS

yeah people overseas just call them kiwis… not kiwifruit… i guess the ‘fruit’ specification is only really important here…

DOES THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH GENITALIA 

nO WHAT THE FUCK KIWI ARE CUTE LIL BIRDS AND KIWIS ARE APPARENTLY WHAT U CALL KIWIFRUIT SO THIS GUY IS PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT EATING A KIWIFRUIT WHOLE BUT TO US IT SOUNDS LIKE HE’S A WEASEL OR S/T EATING THESE POOR ENDANGERED FLIGHTLESS BIRDS ;-;

In Britain a Kiwi is a pejorative for someone from New Zealand-Aotearoa so.

pejORATIVE??? WE JUST CALL OURSELVES THAT HERE HAVE U FUKCRES BEEN MAKING FUN OF US THIS WHOLE TIME???????

Whoa if some people there are using it as a pejorative when that’s literally the name we chose to refer to ourselves as then that’s not a great indication of what those British people think of New Zealanders as whole.

True, Earl’s Court used to be known as Kiwi Court (still? Been a long time since I was contemplating my OE which got cancelled due to yay chronic illness after being home for barely 5 months after my solo tour of northern Europe….) but seriously.. it’s not a very inventive insult.

Can we get some creativity up in this piece? Come on there are so many jokes that can be had at our expense. Our PM, for example, going on the Letterman Show.. our obsession with Middle Earth… 100% Pure campaign.. it’s all right there!